#off-topic 2025-03-05

its mg not mcg

does a cat knocking things over count as a cold chain incident

the sharps bin lives next to the kettle and visitors have opinions about it

we absolutely counted the cat incident as a cold chain event and the pinned table has a footnote about it

colin the fridge

the jewellery scale gets used for coffee beans more than anything else and it was still a good purchase

the dog has learned the fridge sound and is furious every single week that it is not for him

third fridge thermometer arrived. i now own more thermometers than fridges

and so the liturgy continues

why does everyone in here have multiple fridge thermometers

because the first one lies, the second one disagrees with the first, and the third one is there to break the tie

mine live in a triangle formation. door shelf, middle, back. the door shelf is a different climate entirely

the door shelf reads 8.9 in summer. i have stopped putting anything in the door

8.9 is quite bad isnt it

for milk its fine. for anything you care about its a bit rude. proper version of this is in #storage-coldchain, this channel is for the comedy

the middle one is 1.4 degrees off the other two and youve just left it there

the middle one is on probation

probation

we should get the bot to track how many thermometers this channel has collectively bought

please do not give the bot new jobs, it already remembers too much

unrelated disaster. my cat got onto the shelf and put a whole tray on the floor last night

oh no

nothing broke. two vials rolled under the radiator and one is now, i assume, a warm vial

the radiator vial. rest in peace

she sat on the shelf afterwards looking extremely pleased

cats understand cold chain and they hate it

get a lidded box. i went through the same thing and a 4 quid lunchbox solved it permanently

ordering a lunchbox with an urgency i did not expect to feel today

does the cat have a name or is that classified

the cat is called Biscuit and she is the reason i have a lidded box budget line

Biscuit joins the archive

in other news it has rained here for eleven days and i am considering gills

31 degrees and no breeze where i am. i have thought about the fridge more than usual

the two halves of this channel in one exchange

genuinely though — three thermometers. is one enough or is this a bit

one is enough. two is sensible. three is a personality

three is a personality is going on a t-shirt

immediate