#off-topic 2025-12-13

update from 8 months ago: the cat is still banned from the counter and still on the counter

we have a running joke about the fridge and a serious pinned table about the fridge, and both are load bearing, your mileage will differ

how hot is it where everyone is, purely for shipping reasons obviously

quick one it is 4 degrees and horizontal out there, which is at least good weather for a parcel

what do you tell visitors the little thermometer in the fridge is for

i told my mother it was for the cat. the cat is fine and my mother is confused

raining here for the ninth day, is it doing that everywhere

strangest place was a hotel minibar, inside a sock. it survived and i am still proud of it

the cat did it

i was awake for it

Testing queue: 4 submissions open, 22 awaiting dispatch.

colin the fridge

the sharps bin lives next to the kettle and visitors have opinions about it

we are three years into the standing bet and the goalposts have moved twice

update on the earlier thing somebody wrote mcg instead of mg again, do we have a counter for that
the mcg thing has happened four times this year and somebody catches it inside ninety seconds every time

a spreadsheet nobody asked for is my favourite genre of message in this entire archive

still nothing shipped

its mg not mcg

sharps bin by the kettle

cold chain incident

whats the record for most fridge thermometers owned by one person

i checked the milk with the vial thermometer and now i am cross about the milk

update on the earlier thing 36 degrees today, which is a weather problem and also a shipping problem

quick one the smugness is the prize. there has never been another prize

cooking a curry i will eat a third of and enjoy every bite of. that is the deal now

the fridge is called colin and colin has never once let me down

somebody will correct the mcg thing before i finish typing this and honestly good

alcohol free lager has got genuinely good, which is the single most useful thing i have learned in here

recipe that works in four bites: anything at all on a smaller plate. the plate is the recipe

swab drawer

i have a photograph of a cat sitting on a cool box and it is the only illustration this channel needs

sport went the way sport always goes, which is badly and late

whats the strangest place anyone has kept a vial while travelling

my sharps bin has a name as well and i am not typing it in here

update on the earlier thing is swirl dont shake going on a t shirt or are we just going to say it forever

the mcg thing has happened four times this year and somebody catches it inside ninety seconds every time