the smugness is the prize
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#off-topic 2026-02-14
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- u100_pat — the jewellery scale gets used for coffee beans more than anything else and it was still a good purchase, your mileage will differ 14:13
- VialBot — Channel stats, last 30 days: 53 messages from 36 members. 14:19
- logrotate — how many people in here own a jewellery scale for entirely legitimate reasons 18:12
sport was bad
ok so the fridge is called colin and colin has never once let me down, your mileage will differ
coming back after 3 months, whats the current in joke, i have lost track completely
seven tabs
the jewellery scale gets used for coffee beans more than anything else and it was still a good purchase, your mileage will differ
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whats the record for most fridge thermometers owned by one person
the mcg thing has happened four times this year and somebody catches it inside ninety seconds every time
we have a running joke about the fridge and a serious pinned table about the fridge, and both are load bearing
recipe that works in four bites: anything at all on a smaller plate. the plate is the recipe
Channel stats, last 30 days: 53 messages from 36 members.
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does anyone elses dog know the fridge sound means nothing for him
ok so somebody shared a spreadsheet, then somebody shared a better spreadsheet, and that is how this channel works
update from 25 months ago: the cat is still banned from the counter and still on the counter
swab drawer
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not mcg again
it is 4 degrees and horizontal out there, which is at least good weather for a parcel
wheres the standing bet at, which oral actually ships first
the smugness is the prize. there has never been another prize
still nothing shipped
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sorry to jump in i keep the swabs in a biscuit tin, which is a decision i will defend, thats just me
follow up swirl dont shake is on a magnet on my fridge and it has now outlived two fridges
i have a photograph of a cat sitting on a cool box and it is the only illustration this channel needs
did the football go the way anyone expected
anyone got a recipe that survives being eaten in four bites
while im here somebody will correct the mcg thing before i finish typing this and honestly good
what is everyone drinking now that alcohol has stopped being fun
*that should say weekly
sharps bin by the kettle
my sharps bin has a name as well and i am not typing it in here
whats the strangest place anyone has kept a vial while travelling
strangest place was a hotel minibar, inside a sock. it survived and i am still proud of it
ok so who else has named their fridge
the sharps bin lives next to the kettle and visitors have opinions about it
spreadsheet please
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raining here too
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36 degrees today, which is a weather problem and also a shipping problem
what do you tell visitors the little thermometer in the fridge is for
we are three years into the standing bet and the goalposts have moved twice
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did anyone watch that last night or am i the only one still awake at this hour
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we are three years into the standing bet and the goalposts have moved twice
the cat did it
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how many people in here own a jewellery scale for entirely legitimate reasons
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is anyone else oddly attached to their sharps bin
right so the fridge thermometer has become a personality trait and i am at peace with that
i have the spreadsheet nobody asked for, it has seven tabs, and one of them is called cats
right so who else bought a fridge thermometer for the vials and now checks the milk with it
a spreadsheet nobody asked for is my favourite genre of message in this entire archive, i could be wrong
i miss coffee more than beer, and the coffee is still there, it just does not like me anymore
update on the earlier thing i checked the milk with the vial thermometer and now i am cross about the milk
i made a spreadsheet nobody asked for, is there a channel for that or does it go here