colin the fridge
#off-topic 2026-04-17
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- yara_yields — slightly off topic but does a cat knocking things over count as a cold chain incident 12:08
- yara_yields — the dog has learned the fridge sound and is furious every single week that it is not for him 12:19
- VialBot — New independent result logged — QST, lot A-2601, purity 98.6% (VendorInvestigate). 13:01
- fibre_first — whats the record for most fridge thermometers owned by one person 13:57
how hot is it where everyone is, purely for shipping reasons obviously
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follow up what is everyone drinking now that alcohol has stopped being fun
the smugness is the prize
cat got onto the counter and took out a whole tray, anyone want to guess how many survived
ok so the fridge is called colin and colin has never once let me down
36 degrees today, which is a weather problem and also a shipping problem
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genuine question i drink fizzy water with a lime in it and pretend, and it is fine, mostly, i have it written down somewhere
i was awake for it
i have a photograph of a cat sitting on a cool box and it is the only illustration this channel needs
wheres the standing bet at, which oral actually ships first
[edited]the cat took out a tray. two survived. i have named them
what do you tell visitors the little thermometer in the fridge is for
a spreadsheet nobody asked for is my favourite genre of message in this entire archive
the sharps bin lives next to the kettle and visitors have opinions about it
does anyone elses dog know the fridge sound means nothing for him
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is anyone else oddly attached to their sharps bin
slightly off topic but does a cat knocking things over count as a cold chain incident
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the dog has learned the fridge sound and is furious every single week that it is not for him
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update from 3 months ago: the cat is still banned from the counter and still on the counter
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follow up i have the spreadsheet nobody asked for, it has seven tabs, and one of them is called cats
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we absolutely counted the cat incident as a cold chain event and the pinned table has a footnote about it
unrelated but how many people in here own a jewellery scale for entirely legitimate reasons
somebody shared a spreadsheet, then somebody shared a better spreadsheet, and that is how this channel works
i made a spreadsheet nobody asked for, is there a channel for that or does it go here
New independent result logged — QST, lot A-2601, purity 98.6% (VendorInvestigate).
coming back after 8 months, whats the current in joke, i have lost track completely
is there a prize for the bet or is it just the smugness
*Medutest not the other one
still nothing shipped
the smugness is the prize. there has never been another prize
somebody will correct the mcg thing before i finish typing this and honestly good
star mg not mcg. the correction is faster than the mistake at this point
whats the record for most fridge thermometers owned by one person
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quick one did anyone watch that last night or am i the only one still awake at this hour
the cat did it
anyone else have a drawer thats 90 percent alcohol swabs
raining here too. it has been raining here since approximately the founding of this channel, thats one data point
sharps bin by the kettle
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spreadsheet please
its mg not mcg
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did the football go the way anyone expected
it is 4 degrees and horizontal out there, which is at least good weather for a parcel
alcohol free lager has got genuinely good, which is the single most useful thing i have learned in here
i miss coffee more than beer, and the coffee is still there, it just does not like me anymore
whats everyone cooking, i can look at it even if i cant finish it
who is winning the bet and are they going to be insufferable about it
swab drawer