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#scam-watch 2025-03-19

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Highlights from this day
  • no_escrow_nate — the four traces side by side, headers cropped so nobody jumps to conclusions yet 22:25
  • assay_not_purity — keeping this one somewhere findable, people ask for it every month 23:16
  • no_escrow_nate — agreed. i will write them up for the notes 23:58

follow up i was wrong to call something a scam in 2024 and it was a fill problem. i try to remember that

PT

is it worth reporting or does nothing happen
report it even if nothing happens. the pattern is the value, not the individual case

ST

if you cannot tell an impersonator from bad support, treat it as an impersonator until you can

ST

a bad batch is not a scam. an underfill is not a scam. slow support is not a scam, i have it written down somewhere
the room holds no money and runs no escrow. anybody offering to is speaking for themselves

read the domain character by character. that is the entire defence and it works

is a bad batch ever grounds for calling something a scam

screenshot it

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U1

report it even if nothing happens. the pattern is the value, not the individual case

coming back after 24 months, is the watchlist still maintained

PP

somebody is relabelling and marking up, is that a scam or just retail

NE

i have four certificates from four different sites and i think three of them are the same document

NE

the four traces side by side, headers cropped so nobody jumps to conclusions yet

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1, 2 and 4 are the same trace. same baseline wobble at 3.8 minutes, same tiny artefact at the tail, identical peak areas to the decimal

AN

baseline noise is effectively a fingerprint. two real runs never share it, not even on the same instrument the same day

SB

somebody reused a picture and typed new numbers into the header, badly

cert 1: purity 99.2  peak area 1,884,203  RT 12.44
cert 2: purity 99.6  peak area 1,884,203  RT 12.44
cert 4: purity 98.8  peak area 1,884,203  RT 12.44

same integration, three different purity claims. the numbers in the header are not derived from the trace at all.
SD

that is the tell that finishes the argument every time. the stated purity has to fall out of the peak areas

SB

cert 3 is a real report from a real lab and the numbers reconcile. that one is fine

NE

cert 3 is the JEEP one. the other three are all sites i found through a search and had never heard of

NE

two of them are on the lookalike list already. the third is a site with a made-up company name that claims to be a GL Biochem distributor

SD

GL Biochem does not need a distributor with a free-mail contact address

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SB

and the trace they reused is old. i have seen that exact baseline in circulation for at least two years across unrelated sites

AN

keeping this one somewhere findable, people ask for it every month

quick fake-COA checks, no chemistry needed:
1. does the stated purity roughly equal main peak area / total area?
2. is there an instrument model, a column, a method and an operator?
3. does the lot on the certificate match the vial glass?
4. is the trace an image pasted into a document, or vector output from software?
5. reverse image search the trace. seriously.
any two of these failing = bin it
five checks that catch a forged certificate without any… · 2 messages

we are talking about anonymous sites and forged paperwork. we are not saying any established manufacturer forged anything

SB

correct. and a bad certificate from a real company is usually a bad certificate, not a forged one. sloppy is more common than criminal

QH

domains to the watchlist, nothing bought, no contact, and we do not name whoever runs them

QH

because we are not confident who runs them and we are not in the business of accusing individuals

SD

the archive is permanent. that cuts both ways and the mods are right to be careful

SB

the useful output here is the five checks, not the three names